my skin is so oily you could probably fry chicken on my face
nonsense, you’d have to be hot to do that
I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]
You’re living in the past it’s a new generation
[LOUD GUITAR]
[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe
yourfaveisproblematic is problematic
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
Tbh I’m so tired of always hearing delicate looking girls are so pretty blah blah blah like no stop lanky isn’t delicate also what about the girls that don’t really look delicate? Are they also pretty or.
